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• fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her
  and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?"
  The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?"
  "We'll you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty
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• Hey my friend, You are so much fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background.

• You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you are the bus.

• One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

• you are so fat when you bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.

• You are so fat you jump in the air and get stuck.

• “Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.”
  Fat girl
  Doctor: “Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”
  Lady: “Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”

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Actors and clowns around the world have painted their faces--and sometimes bodies--for centuries, and continue to do so today. More subdued form of face paints for everyday occasions evolve into the cosmetics we know today.

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With the passage of time, people appreciate the painting of the body. Then it becomes an art. It is the art of body painting. Body painting is approved as an actual art since 1960’s. The traditional kind of body painting is tattoo. It is an old type. It is used for religious purposes or as apart of rites of some cults. This practice is forbidden for some time. But now tattoo is no longer a taboo. It is a kind of art. Some interested artists of tattoo try to make tattoo a piece of art work. Body painting is practiced in the Eastern countries in the world. It is an apart of the tribal culture. In the old ages, Men paint their faces for religious purposes. For instance women and girls in India painted their bodies before the ceremonies of marriage. They make Henna tattoo, which called Mehndi. These paintings symbolize their fertility. This kind of body painting spreads in the western world. Also for several centuries, the clowns and the actors paint themselves. They paint their faces or their whole bodies with the bright colors. Painting is an important part of their artistic show. It serves the kind of art which they present.

In the times of the 1950’s some artists use a female model and roll her into the canvas paintings to reflect the paintings. The result is marvelous. People begin to accept the theories of liberty including the naked models.
In 1960’s at the anti-war demonstrations young women paint their cheeks with peace symbol. Then the art of face painting spreads in many countries.

Today there is a continuous argument about the legality of body painting as a kind of art. Now there are many festivals of the body painting which attract the professional and the amateurs of this art. There is a huge festival in Austria. It is the World Body Painting Festival. There are more than 150 artists who challenge themselves to produce marvelous artifact. The models are painted in a sexual and a beautiful way. Body painting takes its place in the world of commerce. Many televisions and magazines expose the beautiful painted bodies. The artists of the body painting cooperate in making of some movies especially the fictious movies.

This practice is common during the fairs or in the public parks. Children and the teenagers paint their faces. There are many forms of face paintings such as the tiger, the spider, the butterfly, the cat, the clown and the cartoon characters. The materials which are used during the process of painting should be safe. It is necessary to have no toxic or allergic reactions. It is preferable to test the materials of paintings in small area of the skin before using it.

The space of body painting is very generous. It just needs creative minds and the people who love their bodies apart of art. It can spell some magic into the lookers to these beautiful bodies. It stirs the different emotions towards these masterpieces. Body paintings can add some warmness into the relationships between the lovers. It can changes the dump bodies into live ones. Body painting is simply the unity between human beings and the art itself.

This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the window again. Well, these two men decided that they just HAD to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hitting all over the ground. Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says "Superman, you can be a real ------- when you're drunk!"